THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#21
"Extended Session"
This was the
4th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The recordings for this
production began in August of 1988 with most of the clips being made while
still at the old radio station at 202 Fairlane Drive in Gray, Louisiana.
However, this production was not actually completed until after the move
was done on 10-8-88 to the new Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff Parkway in
Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Extended Session",
subtitled "up to the limit coverage!", because even though Cabel T-B was
no longer broadcasting, Dino and Devin wanted to continue recording, thus
these recording sessions were extended beyond just recordings of official
broadcasts. It was recorded on a 60 minute tape, which was filled
completely. The firsts and lasts include: first recording in the
new "production era" (which would total 8 recordings), first recording
with Dirty Devin as the "right hand man" of Cabel T-B (although Devin has
been with Cabel T-B since "On Location 2", he was not featured as much
as Ray and Lee until now), last recording with Live Lee (Lee tries to pick
a fight with Devin, forcing Dino to eventually choose between the two for
his "right hand man"), first appearance of "William McCormick" (later to
become the official Cabel T-B guitarist from 1992-2008), first appearance
of Dino's girlfriend "Jackie Nelson", and last recording at Evergreen.
(the secret taped interview with "The Ferry") The recording starts
with an announcement of a move to "Wolff Parkway" and a news flash about
Wolfman, Shep, Jobe, and Fred. After accounting for just about everyone,
we are then taken away with Howard to meet Jobe and his family on Jobe's
starship. After almost falling out of my chair laughing, the recording
gets serious at HLB as a fight between Live Lee and Dirty Devin over Krazy
Kelly changes Cabel T-B forever! (this would be the last recording with
Live Lee because of this incident) Then a barrage of "crank calls"
as well as other "on location" recordings and "interviews" are hurled at
you for the rest of the tape. The recording then ends with the announcement
of a possible "Extended Session 2".
Overall, this recording shows promise
that perhaps there is still some good stuff left in Cabel T-B after all.
The recording is fast paced and in some places confusing, but all in all
a refreshing change from the downward spiral that was the recordings after
"Crazy Clips #1". With "Dirty Devin" and "Dynamite Dino" taking center
stage, the material becomes much more entertaining as opposed to the old
non consistent banter between Lee and Dino. As the contract with
"President Ronny" (me) nears the expiration date, Cabel T-B does manage
to make one last recording for the year 1988.
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#22
"Extended Session 2"
This was the
5th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
11-21-88 and was completed on 12-31-88 11:59 p.m. at the Cabel T-B studio
on 114 Wolff Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. However, this production
had one last extension added by Ronny (me) on 1-7-89 (I couldn't let it
end on such a sad note) to make it a complete tape. It is called
"Extended Session 2", subtitled "The end of
the era....?", because this recording would continue where the previous
one ended and it is also the end of Cabel T-B's recording contract with
Ronny (me). (although I wanted to have another 6 year contract with Cabel
T-B, they simply could not afford it at this time) It was recorded
on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely. The firsts and
lasts include: first Devin as "cohost" of a Cabel T-B recording, (a "cohost"
is second only to Dino in Cabel T-B rank) first and last recordings in
Baton Rouge and Thibodeaux, first appearance of Krazy Kelly and Crappy
Jack since "On Location 3", last New Year's countdown recorded, (since
the contract was up at midnight, Cabel T-B recorded until the very last
second) and last recording with Ronny (me) as president of Cabel T-B in
the '80s. (I would have loved to continue being the president, it just
wasn't in the cards back then) What is not mentioned in any great
detail in this recording is the terms of Ronny's (my) contract with Cabel
T-B. The terms were basically "no more broadcasts after 7-4-88",
which was ended a day early because of Jobe, and "no more recordings after
12-31-88". (my contract was drawn up in such a way that both Cabel T-B
and I could enjoy going out with a bang if it could not be renewed)
With Cabel T-B no longer financially capable of another 6 year contract
with Ronny (me), this recording was to be Cabel T-B's very last.
The recording begins with Dino and Devin doing the intro and witty dialogues.
Then some more of those classic "crank calls" that seem to be getting better
and better. After about half way through the first side, the recording
switches to an interview with Krazy Kelly in Baton Rouge. (this is perhaps
the funniest Dino and Kelly dialogue up to this point) After some
brief recordings in Thibodeaux (at 120 Parlange in Thibodeaux, Louisiana)
with Crappy Jack, we are brought back to Houma with Ricky Clark ending
the first side. The second side starts off with Dino and Wolfman
talking about the first "Cabel T-B shirt" and then putting on some never
before heard clips from 1987. The recording then abruptly switches
to the New Year's countdown to 1989 and a final farewell from the cast
and crew of Cabel T-B. Unlike the countdown to 1987, this was a sad
occasion since the contract was now officially up and Ronny's (my) equipment
has to be turned off. (I let Cabel T-B use everything till the very last
second and even sold some of the recording equipment to Dino after at a
super discount price) Fortunately, the now former president of Cabel T-B,
Ronny (me), decided to finish the last 8 minutes himself on 1-7-89 with
clips from the "Jobe Zone" series. (that unofficial Cabel T-B side project
was also recorded under my contract)
Overall, this was probably the best
Cabel T-B recording of 1988. It started off strong with efforts to
get everyone recorded one last time before the contract expired.
Even Krazy Kelly was on her best behavior talking about, her now former
boyfriend, Dirty Devin. A quick comment from Crappy Jack and the
once again "special guest" Ricky Clark, gave this recording what "Jumpin
Back 2" was lacking, which was a feeling that this was really "the end".
Fortunately for us, it was not the end, and in fact was not even the halfway
point! With Cabel T-B off the air, Ronny (me) no longer president
or investor, the studio moved into a bad neighborhood, and Dino still stuck
in a "stuck-up" private school, there's only one thing left for him to
do... go "insane" again in the next recording.
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#23
"Crazy Clips #2"
This was the
6th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
2-18-89 and was completed on 2-28-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Crazy
Clips #2", subtitled "Reign of the Insane", because this recording
would continue using the same insane recording style used in "Crazy Clips
#1" and even take it a step further! It was recorded on a 60 minute
chrome tape, which was filled completely. The firsts and lasts include:
first "Kon-fu-f*ck-flick", and first "Jobe and Freddy" adventures since
"Crazy Clips #1" in 1987. The recording begins with an insane intro
by Dino ushering in another totally perverted edition of this controversial
series. After some more crazy TV samples, like the first Crazy Clips,
Dino introduces a new Cabel T-B "exclusive" known as "Kon-fu-f*ck-flick".
Soon after, it's time for Crazy Clips to take on a "whole movie" entitled
"Friday the 13th XXX". The pace of this recording gets faster and
faster with the second side being introduced by the now infamous "Freddy
Cougar". The violence and hard-core perversion ensues as Freddy and
Jobe take on "Cunt", "Jane Fondle", and "P.T." in their latest adventures.
(with some more torturing of "The Ferry" and "Melancon") This is
followed by the most outrageous "Warm-up drill" I've ever heard.
With barely any time to catch your breath after hearing "Star Truck the
ultimate F*ck", this sped up recording ends with thanks to all the characters
that participated including: Jobe, Freddy Cougar, Howard, Fabulous Fred,
Cheeko, Tieron, Wolfman, Shep, Devin, and "The Me and Dee rappers".
Some of this recording is mentioned in the book "Human Dinosaurs PART TWO:
The Gang Wars".
Overall, this recording is down
right funny and a good addition to this infamous series. Even though
this recording took place in a totally different studio and almost two
years after the first Crazy Clips, one can not tell just by listening.
This is a good thing and just what Cabel T-B needed to prove that they
could make it on their own without Ronny (me) or his financial support.
(I never doubted for a second that they would be able to eventually make
it on their own) Not to mention, the "Warm-up drill" on this recording
was possible the funniest one ever recorded. Cabel T-B appears to
be back with a roar, but this was just a continuation of an already established
series. The next recording is more of an experiment, gone horribly
wrong, as Cabel T-B continues to evolve in the "new era".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#24
"Still Room for More!"
This was the
7th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
5-20-89 and was completed on 5-31-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Still
Room for More!", subtitled "Double your perversion", because this recording
was to answer the question asked by "Extended Session 2", which was written
on the inside of the tape case saying "the era has ended.... still room
for more?". The subtitle refers to the fact that this recording is
extra long. It was recorded on a 90 minute tape, which was filled
completely. The firsts and lasts include: first 90 minute recording
(the longest Cabel T-B recording, 2nd only to "Crazy Clips #5" which was
100 minutes), first and last "Pervert Monks", first and last "Cabel T-B
press conference", first and last appearance of "Hairy Brow" (with the
exception of a cameo appearance in "Double Deca"), first full length Cabel
T-B song "Johnny Adventure" (recorded again on "Going down the toilet"),
and last mention of Ronny (me) and "Cabel S-C". (although I would also
make a brief appearance in "Double Deca" with other past Cabel T-B characters
in the song "Dirty Old Bitch" and would come back as president many years
later in 2004) The recording begins once again with the two Cabel
T-B "greats" Dino and Devin "on location" at the mall with witty comments
and news about "Crappy Jack". Then back and forth from brief recordings
with Crappy Jack and Steven Snapper Duet, then back to the mall again with
Dino, Devin, and Ricky Clark. This goes on for 22 minutes, then the
"music" section begins. Unfortunately, most of it is from a radio
comedy show that is NOT "Cabel T-B". The few original songs are not
exactly like the ones they make later on but are better than the ones they
have made before this recording. (this includes the first original full
length Cabel T-B song) After finally being saved from almost terminal
boredom, the second side of the tape starts off the "Phone Wars" with Devin
and Dino doing some of the funniest "crank calls" ever recorded.
Unfortunately, the recording eventually goes into the last section called
"Dramatics", which basically uses new equipment and techniques that do
not work very well. The "Dramatics" section is a very boring series
of interviews and recordings, with the exception of the recording with
Jobe and Tieron, that explains what is happening to Cabel T-B, Ronny (me),
and MAC. Apparently Ronny (me) is now running "Cabel S-C" (the ancient
rival radio station of Cabel T-B) and MAC still works for him. (I admit
now it was a bad idea, "Cabel S-C" went under shortly after this recording)
The recording then ends with some funny words from the sponsors. (mainly
Fabulous Fred) On the 2002 CD version, there was many "bonus tracks" because
of the amount of extra space on the 2 CDs used. (35 minutes remained on
both CDs) Some of the bonus tracks were from an unofficial 1989 Cabel T-B
side project which included many commentaries by Dino about previous recordings
and broadcasts. Other bonus tracks include the uncut phone recording
with "Devin and Wendy Cooper" that was made right before "The Ray Ferry
controversy".
Overall, this recording was half
and half, meaning half of it was "funny" and half of it "sucked".
I think they may have been trying too hard on this recording and it would
have been more entertaining if they would have just done a regular 60 minute
recording instead of trying to come up with an extra 30 minutes.
I also get the impression that being stuck in that private school has made
Dino lose his sense of direction with Cabel T-B. (this will change as "The
Great Rebellion of 89" is about to begin) Cabel T-B obviously tried
to make a new criteria with this recording by separating the material into
4 separate sections: "On Location", "Music", "Crank calls", and "Dramatics".
The problem is the overall production suffers as a result and what could
have been a more successful recording becomes something more of a flop.
However, this is a mistake that will not be repeated as Cabel T-B will
come back stronger than ever with a new series destine to lead them out
of the darkness and into the light of "Total Confusion".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#25
"Total Confusion"
This was the
8th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
8-8-89 and was completed on 8-17-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Total
Confusion", subtitled "Subliminal Pervert", because of the unique recording
style which used "subliminally perverted" techniques. It was recorded
on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely. The firsts and
lasts include: first recording during "The Great Rebellion of 89" (this
refers to the time period when Dino finally said "I can't take it anymore",
first taking most of his frustration out on "Ray Perry" for his role in
forcing Dino to go to a private school, also breaking up with his "private
school" girlfriend who refused to join his rebellion, and ending with running
away from home before finally being allowed to return to public school,
during the "teachers' strike" no less), first "Batman products" (eventually
becoming a song on "Volume 30"), last "Kon-fu-f*ck-flick", and first appearance
of "Wendy Cooper". The recording begins with an infamous commercial
for "Batman products", which was making fun of the fact that the movie
"Batman" had WAY too much promotion and merchandising. (as anyone who was
around in that time period can testify) Then Dino shows off his newly purchased
keyboard and equipment with a musical intro to the "Pervert Zone", followed
by "musical perversion". As the "subliminal transmissions" begin,
one is reminded of "Crazy Clips", but with the new equipment the recording
style is simply smooth and hilarious. Unlike the previous recording,
these new recording techniques actually work well. After hearing
some more versions of the "Condom Song", an interview ensues with the surgeon
general "C. Edvert Coop" himself. Also, the funniest "American Fot
house" commercial ever recorded is heard, among many other ridiculous advertisements.
To finish the first half off with a bang, the hilarious "Kon-fu-f*ck-flick
3" is now heard. After almost falling out of my chair laughing, the
second side starts with Cheeko and Dino introducing another "Blast from
the past 1987" and a crank call session with Devin and Dino. Then
the recording winds down with Dino and Kelly setting up the next recording,
"The Ray Ferry controversy". Finally, Dino ends the recording with
the original classic "Interview with Ray Ferry". Some of this recording
is mentioned in the book "Human Dinosaurs PART TWO: The Gang Wars".
Overall, this recording kicks ass!
Cabel T-B is now starting to use some more professional recording techniques,
not to mention the material and performance is much better than the last
recording. From what I know of the time period, I can understand
why things are getting better for Cabel T-B in general. Having to
take a summer job, Dino has decided to invest in some new equipment, which
includes a sampling keyboard. The decision to finally get the hell
out of that "totally stuck-up" private school probably fueled his inspiration,
taking Cabel T-B from the "brink of boredom" back into the "realm of coolness".
However, this recording is only part one of this amazing series.
The next part continues right where this one ends with "The Ray Ferry controversy".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#26
"Total Confusion 2"
This was the
9th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
8-18-89 and was completed on 8-20-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Total
Confusion 2", subtitled "The Ray Ferry controversy", because it continues
where the last recording ends and focuses mostly on Dino's plan to trick
Ray into meeting him at the mall to settle the score, "man to ferry".
It was recorded on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely.
The firsts and lasts include: first recording of "Shep's theme song" (used
for many years to come), first official Howard as Shep's translator (also
done for many years to come), and last recording with "Krazy Kelly". (ironically
it was also one of the best recordings with Kelly, ending her career with
Cabel T-B on a big positive note) In order to appreciate all the
scheming that occurs in this recording, one must be aware of some important
facts. Ray Perry and Dino Duet were best friends from the end of
the year 1985 (when they met at Evergreen) up until September 15, 1987.
(the day Dino was expelled from Evergreen) Ray ended this friendship
by betraying Dino and getting him expelled from "Evergreen", which also
forced Dino into a private school. From that point on, Dino wanted
to get him back, or at least kick his ass one time. Many attempts
were made to get even, all ending in Ray either hiding behind his parents
or simply running away. Ray's phone number was changed in late 1987
to an unlisted number, but Cabel T-B was somehow able to finally get the
number two years later. The goal then became to get Ray to think
he was going to meet a chic somewhere and instead would finally meet Dino
again face to face to answer for his betrayal. What transpires instead
is a true testament of Ray's cowardice and one of the funniest recordings
in Cabel T-B history! The recording begins with the hilarious "Shep's
sports report" about the recordings you are about to hear. After
some advertisement from Fred and brief clips, some pre "controversy" footage
is heard, including some "total confusion" interviews and plans with Devin,
Dino, Wendy, and Kelly. Then the "Ray Ferry controversy" begins with
Kelly calling Ray, pretending to be a girl with a crush on him named "Wendy
Henderson". After Ray gets all excited and says "Oh God, I've got
groupies!", Dino and Kelly almost blow the whole scam by laughing their
asses off on the phone. Fortunately, Ray really thinks he is THAT
attractive and does not make the connection that the girl he is talking
to is the same girl he harassed on the phone just two years ago. (which
appeared on Cabel T-B's recording #12 "On Location") Soon the date is set
and, when off the phone, Dino and Kelly celebrate with a "victory speech"
from the "Ray Ferry groupie" Krazy Kelly! Wendy Cooper is then called
making for more funny confusion as the plan gets more and more complicated.
Ray then has a friend call and cancel the date making Kelly refer to him
now as the "chicken shit stupid fat ass fag". If that isn't ridiculous
enough, Ray gets on the phone with Wendy Cooper at the same time Kelly
calls him as "Wendy Henderson". With one Wendy on hold and the other
crying, Ray becomes "totally confused". He then makes many "promises"
to Kelly, proving for all time what a cowardly liar he really is.
The recording then goes back and forth with more funny dialogue than I
can possibly describe without this becoming a novel! With a quote
from Krazy Kelly "this is a good night in the history of Cabel T-B, one
of the best," the recording winds down with the news that Ray chickens
out, so Kelly calls him back and curses him out.
Overall, this recording is one of
the funniest Cabel T-B recordings I've ever heard. Unlike "Still
room for more!", this recording would have worked well on a 90 minute tape.
In fact, the 2002 CD version contains a special 11 minute "uncut" bonus
track of Kelly's last call to Ray, as well as a 79+ minute bonus
CD! With Dino's diabolical plan turning up more surprises than
you can possibly imagine, it is like riding a roller coaster of laughs.
Not to mention, Dino and Kelly work well together one last time, which
was a real treat to hear. (Kelly moves to Norway shortly after this recording)
Although Dino's plan did not provide him with his hoped opportunity to
fight Ray, it did provide an element of revenge that was even better for
Cabel T-B and us as fans, for Ray truly makes a complete fool of himself!
There was so much leftover footage that, during the 2002 tape to CD transfer,
Cabel T-B actually made a bonus CD to go with this recording called "Ferry
Footage". It includes all the original recordings of "pre controversy"
planning and all of the calls to Ray "uncut". I can not stress enough
how funny the "uncut" footage is. For those who were fortunate enough
to hear the original "cut" version, it is an enormous difference in experiences.
The bonus CD "Ferry Footage" is like listening to a lost Cabel T-B recording,
as it is 79+ minutes of almost all phone recordings with Dino, Kelly, Devin,
Wendy, and Ray with all the missing bits and pieces that would have made
the "cut" version sound less rushed and more complete. Not to mention,
the "uncut" mall footage, which includes the never before heard call to
Ray from the mall, is simply hilarious. The bonus CD then ends with
the "uncut" pre "last call to Ray" footage, with Dino and Kelly doing one
of their funniest dialogues ever recorded. All of the "uncut" footage
barely fit on the 80 minute CD and was a shame it was never officially
released, which is why I felt I had to make this unusually long review
for this "Overall" section. With the most complex recording of the
"Total Confusion" series now complete, the final part of this amazing trilogy
is about to begin with the intent to make you say "makes sense to me".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#27
"Total Confusion 3"
This was the
10th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
9-3-89 and was completed on 10-29-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Total
Confusion 3", subtitled "Makes sense to me", because it continues where
the last recording ends and focuses on ending this series by "making sense
of it". It was recorded on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely.
The firsts and lasts include: first official Cabel T-B call to Ray Perry
since 1987, last recordings of Ray Perry, first sport event with Cabel
T-B members, and last recording with "line 1". (from 1986-1989 "line 1"
was used in the production of 22 official Cabel T-B recordings and countless
other unofficial Cabel T-B recordings like "The Jobe Zone" series, it died
toward the end of this production) This recording begins with a brief
intro by Dino and Devin, followed by the official call to Ray, finally
revealing the "controversy" to him. After learning that the whole
"Wendy" date was a Cabel T-B plan to settle the score with him, Ray practically
admits to Devin and Dino that he is a "pussy". The recording then
goes to a hilarious racket ball game in the "echo room" with Devin, Dino,
Howard, and Jobe. Then more witty dialogue with Dino and Devin, with
a brief interrupting advertisement from Fred and "The Me & Dee rappers".
After a brief "Blast from the past", Devin and Dino do some more classic
crank calls to finish the first side with nonstop laughs. The second
side continues with more all new and "best of 89" crank calls that brought
me to tears from laughing so hard. For a grand finally, Dino creates
the infamous "Interview with Ray Ferry 2". (samples of the interview were
used in both versions of the popular Cabel T-B song "I stole the key" in
1996 and 2003) Some of this recording is mentioned in the book "Human
Dinosaurs PART TWO: The Gang Wars".
Overall, this recording wraps up
the series in a way that seems appropriate, "it begins and ends with The
Ferry". Although the "Total Confusion" series did not start with
the intent of being about "revenge", that is how it inevitable turned out.
However, the majority of this recording focused more on "crank calls" than
anything else. After the "official" call to Ray wrapped up "The Ray
Ferry controversy", Devin and Dino go all out to make the most outrageous
and creative "crank calls" to date. Ending this recording with the
now classic "Interview with Ray Ferry 2", the series as well as this period
in Cabel T-B history comes to an end. There is only one more Cabel
T-B production made 1989, but it is another "greatest hits" with no new
original material.
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#28
"Classic Clips: The Jobe Legacy"
This was the
11th "production" recording for Cabel T-B. The production began on
12-15-89 and was completed on 12-17-89 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Classic
clips: The Jobe Legacy" because the entire recording is made from clips
of Jobe's appearances in previous Cabel T-B recordings. It was recorded
on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely. The firsts and
lasts include: first Cabel T-B recording about a single "character" (there
would be another in 2002 for "Cheeko") and first production to include
a drawing of a Cabel T-B "character". (again there would be another in
2002 for "Cheeko") This recording begins with a brief intro with
Dino. The rest of the recording is a collection of Jobe clips from
his first appearance in 1987 on the recording "Electrical Difficulties"
up until his appearance in 1989 on the recording "Total Confusion 3".
The appearances which were not included in the official 1989 release of
this production were from "On Location 4 the sequel", "Halloween Special",
"Extended session 2", and "Still room for more!". However, Jobe's
appearances from "Halloween Special" were included as "bonus tracks" on
the 2002 CD version.
Overall, this recording was just
another attempt to make a "greatest hits" type recording. It reminded
me of the "Music Album 1983-1987", but instead of music it was Jobe's appearances,
Warm-up drills, and adventures. If you are a "Cerch Jobe" fan, this
recording is for you! I am also very impressed with the art and layout
of this production which pays tribute to one of the funniest characters
in Cabel T-B history. Cabel T-B really did a good job on the look
of both the cassette and CD versions, which both include a full color excerpt
of Jobe from the "Cerch Jobe wanted poster". However, perhaps the
most interesting thing about this production was what was not included
in the original 1989 release and in fact did not involve Jobe at all.
As with the last Cabel T-B recording of 1987, the 2002 CD version of this
production includes a 79+ minute bonus CD, called "End of 1989", which
contains enough original and unreleased 1989 footage it could be its own
separate Cabel T-B production! The bonus CD starts with a 2002 commentary
from Dino telling you about the clips you are about to hear. Then
you hear the "uncut" TV clips from 1989, where most of the samples from
the "Total Confusion" series were taken. Next you hear Devin and
Dino with some never before heard calls and comments which include the
uncut recordings from September 1989 that were used in the song "Cabel
T-Blues" in 2001. Then some "special clips" are heard of recordings
made in December of 1989 during the "final victory" of "The Great Rebellion",
which includes a trip to "Grand Isle" and "Baton Rouge". The recording
in Baton Rouge made on 12-28-89 is a lost piece of history containing the
last recording of Krazy Kelly (on the day before she became an enemy of
Cabel T-B) and the very drunk "Dinomite Dino", as they would butt heads
and part ways for the last time. From what I know of that night,
there was a party to celebrate the "final victory" of "The Great Rebellion
of 89" at Krazy Kelly's grandfather's house in Baton Rouge. It ended
with Kelly accusing Dino of stealing her grandfather's wallet (which got
very ugly, involving threats to Dino) and after they found the wallet,
in Kelly's grandfather's bedroom, they didn't even offer an apology
for the false accusation. Needless to say, this is when Kelly became
an enemy of Cabel T-B. Although the year 1989 had its bad points,
the year as a whole was very productive for Cabel T-B, second only to 1987,
with a total of 6 productions. With the "era of production" coming to an
end with the "The Great Rebellion" and the year 1989, the final era now
dawns with the next recording and "the return to radio".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#29
"Total-pervert Broadcasting"
This was the
18th official radio broadcast for Cabel T-B. The recording began
on 3-23-90 and was completed on 4-12-90 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114
Wolff Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Total-pervert
Broadcasting" because this would be Cabel T-B's famous return to radio
broadcasting since the last "sign off" in "Jumpin Back 2" 1988. It
was recorded on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely. The
firsts and lasts include: first recording in Cabel T-B's final era "The
return to radio" (this era does not end, for Cabel T-B did radio broadcasts
from now until the last recording in 2008), first recording to use stereo
equipment since "Jumpin Back" 1988, first commercial for "Cabel T-B pervert
condoms" (done for many years to come), first "Joker's a doper" show (which
also premiers new theme music) since "Hitlist" 1985, first appearance of
"Reverend Jimmy Swinger" (a new character that pops in and out for many
years to come), first recording with Kelly as an enemy (Bugar Jr.), first
recording of "Tieron's poetry moment" (different versions would be recorded
for many years), and first "Cheeko's Abortion Clinic". (I think this is
one of the reasons why his first bar went out of business) The recording
begins with a brief intro from Dino giving you the "line up" just like
old times. Then the first commercial for "C.T-B pervert condoms"
is now heard, starting an infamous advertising campaign that goes on for
many years to come. Immediately after, the first crank calls of 1990
are heard and Fred's famous game show "The Joker's a doper" makes its historic
return. After hearing the "classic call to Peking" (the longest and
most outrageous crank call in Cabel T-B history) and another brief advertisement,
a new "Warm-up drill" ensues called "Exercise with chicken McF*ckits".
(this is also a reference to a Warm-up drill on "Debin Crawbaferbert" that
Jobe talks about doing in "Crazy Clips #1") The second side starts
off with the outrageous "special bulletin" involving news about Krazy Kelly
who is now known as "Bugar Jr." With a quick prayer from "Rev. Jimmy
Swinger", the broadcast then switches over to "Tieron" with the first "Tieron's
Poetry Moment" and a new edition of "The Pervert Zone" with Howard Badsmell.
The broadcast then winds down with a new "Shep's sports report" which mentions
the upcoming "Fat Fest: title for king of cellulite" to be appearing in
the next broadcast.
Overall, this recording is the "wake
up call" that was needed to get Cabel T-B going back in the right direction
by once again becoming a "radio station". With Dino finally out of
that "stuck up" private school and once again going to the same school
as Devin, Cabel T-B has gotten back something it had lost. This recording
is also a major evolutionary step toward "modern Cabel" with the return
of Fred's "Joker" shows, the introduction of "Cabel T-B Pervert Condoms",
and the first appearance of "Rev. Jimmy Swinger". Also, the use of
stereo recording equipment and professional microphones makes this broadcast
most refreshing. I also found it very amusing that Jobe, after 3
years of talking about it, finally did a "warm-up drill" on "Debin Crawbaferbert"
called "Exercise with chicken McF*ckits". However, this recording
is just a "warm-up" for the next, for all that was planned could not fit
on one 60 minute tape. In this many respects this recording is very
similar to "Double Deca" (volume 1) because it too was produced back to
back with its sister recording "#30".
THE STORY OF CABEL T-B RECORDING
#30
"Volume 30"
This was the
19th official radio broadcast for Cabel T-B. The recording began
on 4-12-90 and was completed on 6-1-90 at the Cabel T-B studio on 114 Wolff
Parkway in Houma, Louisiana. It is called "Volume
30" because this is Cabel T-B's 30th official recording!!! It
was recorded on a 60 minute tape, which was filled completely. The
firsts and lasts include: first "King of cellulite" (done again in the
next recording, was also the inspiration for a song in 1996 with the same
title), first "Joker takes birth control" since "Out of it 2" 1986, first
mention of "Ray Ferry Rub You Red Message Parlor" (later to become a commercial
in the recording "Going down the toilet" in 1992), first appearance of
"Jim Bob and T-Bob" (later to become the official singers of Cabel T-B
from 1991-1993), first "Pervert Elite" show and song (it is also the first
and last time you get to hear Devin and Dino sing together!), first recording
of the classic song "The Dirty old bitch" (recorded many times for the
next 14 years), first and last "Top 5", last and best "crank calls", last
official recording with Dirty Devin, last recording on 114 Wolf Parkway,
and last Cabel T-B recording made while members were still in high school.
The recording begins with another brief intro by Dino once again giving
you "the line up". After a brief message from "Jim Bob", the "Fat-fest:
title for king of cellulite" begins live in the "Super dome". Apparently
this is a fat contest between "Cerch Jobe" and "Bugar Jr." which includes
the ridiculous "challenge of chins". The "sports event" is briefly
interrupted by the prerecorded "Joker takes birth control" with Fred, Shep,
and Cheeko to advertise Fred's Delivery Store. After a "cellulite
flash flood" abruptly ends the "fat-fest", a hilarious interview with Jobe
ensues live on his starship. Then the corny "Pervert Elite" is heard
and cut short by Dino who ends the first side with a quick advertisement.
After an overwhelming amount of promoting, preparation, and waiting, the
outstanding and historic "Top 5 with jive" finally begins with Weird Wonderful
Wolfman Johnny. (ironically, after 5 years since his first appearance this
would be Wolfman Johnny's first DJ position with Cabel T-B, this performance
is also the reason why he became Dino's assistant DJ soon after and maintained
that position all the way to the last recording) The songs of the
"Top 5" include the original version of "The Dirty old bitch", Me and Dee's
"Light my fot", "The condom (song) mix", "Batman rules" (which has the
voices of most of the Cabel T-B 1990 cast and crew), and "The Pervert Elite".
(sung by Devin and Dino!) Without warning, the broadcast then
goes directly to Dino and Devin (Devin does an excellent editorial and
intro that is simply hilarious!) to do the last crank call session in Cabel
T-B history and finish off this historic recording with a "gut busting"
bang. This crank call session would include the innovative "3 in
a row crank". In my opinion, this is the funniest crank calls Devin
and Dino have ever done and it is a shame they could not continue, for
they had become true masters.
Overall, this is arguably the funniest
Cabel T-B recording of the entire first 30 (classics collection) recordings.
It again reminded me of "Double Deca" in terms of this recording being
like "volume 2" and the predecessor being like "volume 1". One's
appreciation of the recording is enriched by listening to "Total-pervert
Broadcasting" first in the same way that one's appreciation of "Double
Deca" (volume 2) is enriched by listening to "Double Deca" (volume 1) first.
In addition to this, the recording is a landmark for Cabel T-B in so many
ways: this is the end of "Deca 3", this is the last Cabel T-B recording
with Dirty Devin, this is the last recording made while Dino was still
in high school, this is the last recording made on 114 Wolf Parkway, and
this was Cabel T-B's last "unprofessional recording". Combining the
best elements of "The era of radio" and "The era of production" with "Total-pervert
Broadcasting" and "Volume 30", Cabel T-B is now about to evolve into the
Cabel T-B we will know and love in later years. This will become
known as we enter the new section known as "Deca 4", where Cabel T-B will
continue to change, evolve, and eventually make it to the store shelves
for the first time!