The following record review was
taken word for word from the record review published in G.A.S.P. magazine
by "Deane Beman" on June 17, 1993.
Every now and again I hear something that is so out of the ordinary that it is a refreshing change from what is an otherwise mediocre music scene. Cabel T-B is such a band. With tunes such as "Pervert Man", "Pervert Condom", "My Boner", and "Sweet Puntang", it does not take too long to find out why T-B stands for "Totally Banned!"
Cabel T-B is the masterpiece of Dino Duet and William McCormick. The music contained within the hard plastic casing is a tribute to Reese Rabalais, described by the band as "a true pervert and friend." (Reese passed away in late 1991.)
The album is set up as if you were watching a really strange cable channel, with the usual "black hole" between the songs being replaced by commercials for truly insane products and services and a pleading from a television evangelist.
So what's the music like? If you cross Spinal Tap with a Flock of Seagulls, you'll be close. Do yourself a favor and get a copy of this while you still can.
RATING = A-
(copy of the actual article as it appeared in "G.A.S.P." magazine)